It’s been a mixed season for the Ladies 4s. They’ve contended with slanderous pre-match accusations of ‘agricultural hockey’ and post-match text abuse from moody teenage offspring (poo bum).

They have dealt with: officious umpires; short halves and long halves; and halves that are 4 minutes shorter than they should be.

They’ve chest bumped goal keepers and breast fed at half time.

There were pre-pre-match wees, pre-match wees, and the ones behind the dugout. There were goals galore against Crowborough and sandpits and compost heaps at Beacon College. And sadly there are a number of players who have checked into the Priory for glucose tablet addiction.

Whatever the opposition threw at them you could always rely on Lewes 4s to keep calm, put their bras into sports mode and carry on. With 5 wins and 5 draws the ladies live to see another season in Division 2, knowing that whatever the outcome of each game, the fabulous 4s always ensure that team spirit and good old fashioned camaraderie wins every time.

Credits
Captain Mould
Ball Monitor - Hoare
Manager and Chief Baby Whisperer- Alison ‘Jose’ Bruce
World of Leatherland
Players Player - Constable Gooding
Wonderwall Wycherley
Nipple pie
Harley’s comet
Zoe ‘match reports’ Richards
Iris ‘Top goal scorer’ Jackson
Sara ‘Top goal scorer’ Hep
Dame Sue Storey
Fern Ketley (is a weatherman)
Clod ‘The boob’ Love
Flooz ‘you snooze you looze’
Darcy ‘the Bussell’ Gallagher
Rhiannon ‘Blondie’ Burgess
Richard ‘Walk on by’ Walker